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Masturbation
I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds.
See wanking, masturbation, balls, love, spuds..
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Keith(is sexy)-guitar/kazoo
David(also sexy)-Drums/turntables/percussion
(Mr.)Tom-Bass/planting in the garden
Joe(fatts)-rhythem guit..
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The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before.
Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner..