Doing Some Homework Edit Meaning

1. Masturbation I got so bored at home today, I just sat draining the love spuds. See wanking, masturbation, balls, love, spuds..

1. Keith(is sexy)-guitar/kazoo David(also sexy)-Drums/turntables/percussion (Mr.)Tom-Bass/planting in the garden Joe(fatts)-rhythem guit..

1. The rectal symptoms associated with consuming a donner kebab/curry the night before. Eugh, shouldn't have eaten that second donner..