What is Doinker?
1.
A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
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2.
A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.
The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.
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3.
A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.
Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or
Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.
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An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").
"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."
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The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker
Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself
