Doinker

What is Doinker?


1.

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

See john

2.

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

See donker, dinker, fat, chubby, girl

3.

A multi purpose word. Used to name somebody that is a pain in the ass, or extreamly cool.

Wow, that kid just kicked a kitten, what a doinker. or

Keegan looks like a fricken pimp in his tux, what a doinker.

See asshole, pimp, cool kid, bastard

4.

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

See airhead, moron, idiot, buffoon, pinhead

5.

The shit; the best person in the world, nothing is as kool as the doinker

Doinker is so kool just looking at him would make you feel sorry for yourself


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