Doinkin Edit Meaning

1. a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse. "How did it go?" ..

1. When a nipple is split into twain. it is the spawn of the mother nipple..

1. Somewhat infrequently seen misuse of the word nonplussed. Not sure if they are trying to say "baffled" (the correct meaning of..