What is Doitch?
1.
the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.
amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"
Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."
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2.
the correct pronunciation of the German language
Ja, ich spreche Deutsch
3.
its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"
mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh
4.
Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.
Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"
1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.
2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!
5.
dutch with an moron accent
hes doitch
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6.
a word used as an expression of emotion
Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet
Stone: we shall see
Stone: webster thinks your the man
Stone: hes like Phillips #1
Stone: ......jv
Me: doitch!
