Doitch

What is Doitch?


1.

the space between the bed and the wall that you sometimes get stuck in.

amanda: "what's wrong melissa?"

Melissa: "I had a crazy night last night and woke up in the doitch this morning."

See gap, space, bed, oasis, sex

2.

the correct pronunciation of the German language

Ja, ich spreche Deutsch

3.

its a word that replaces the ever so hard to say expression:"help i have a cock in my mouth and i cant talk"

mmmmhmhmmmmhmmm DOITCH mhmhmhmhmhmmhmh

4.

Noun: Out of control, alchoholic, sex fiend who cant get enough of anything and is completely addicted to porn. $9.95 per night habit/the spice channel.

Adverb:Another way of saying "oh shit!"

1. Doitch ran my fuckin cable bill up to $195.00 this month ordering porn.

2. Man lays there nude, ass faced up, in roomates bathroom. Roomates girlfriend takes one look and says "doitch"!

5.

dutch with an moron accent

hes doitch

See brittany

6.

a word used as an expression of emotion

Stone: uhhhh you havent played yet

Stone: we shall see

Stone: webster thinks your the man

Stone: hes like Phillips #1

Stone: ......jv

Me: doitch!


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