Doj

What is Doj?


1.

Verb (pronounced like 'Dodge') - To lie or prevert the truth for the purpose of impressing friends or complete stangers in a pathologically reflexive matter. Characteristicly, dojing is usually easily invalidiated if the one being dojed is skeptical enough to look into the claim.

Dojer: "I only take out my Ferrari for special occasions."

Dojed: "Are you dojing me?"

Dojer: "Yeah, I was in Maui for Christmas last year, but personally, I think Tahiti is much nicer."

Dojed: "You told me last week you've never been out of the country."

Dojer: "Oh, I had forgeten about Maui and Tahiti."

Dojed: "You'd forgotten?"

Dojer: "Yeah, you've never forgetten something?"

Dojed: "Dude, you're dojing me, just admit it."

See lying, lie, bullshit, phoney, poser, wannabe

2.

Marijuana, weed, ganja, sinsemilla, pot, tampee.

Can be used as a verb or a noun.

Wanna smoke some doj?

Bro (surf)/brah (snow) let's doj.

See weed, ganja, pot, smoke, high

3.

doj (n)(v)-the act of sucking ones penis. putting ones lips around a penis and sucking. comes from the word job but fliped around never caps

1. give me a doj

2. doj me and fucking like it bitch

3. doj me

See vince


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