Dole Merchant

What is Dole Merchant?

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"

- "A dole merchant, obviously"

See unemployed, dole, benefits

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