Dolescum

What is Dolescum?


1.

An Unemployed Waster Who is workshy.Would rather bleat on about how good Glasgow Rangersor glasgow celtic are than actually get off his Fat arse and Support his Bitch and tribe of Kids.

see Glasgow soap dodger

'' Hey Scott ya wee dolescum fucker,Stop bein such

A wan Kerr and get a life!''

See weegie, waster

2.

Adj. Derogatory Term:

Someone who claims DSS benefits whilst sitting on their asses all day, and watching bad daytime TV, hooked up to the satelite dish that they got to keep their 9 kids quiet... And living off a diet of Kebab (see Yakult) Super-Lager and Trisha on channel 5.

See : Greenock, Gippo

1.) Son - "Haw, Maw, I wannae go tae college an become a

pure mad rocket scientist an' that...

Whit dae ye hink Maw?

Mother - "Naw, ya pure maddie... You're gonnae be

Dolescum just like yer Da!

...Get yer arse doon the buroo tae sign

oan ya wee scumbag!"

See dss, dole, buroo, greenock


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