Dolf

What is Dolf?


1.

A very, very irritating word, which is used, and was created by a COMPLETE WANKERwith a very serious mental problem. It original started out as becoming a shortened version of the word "yourself" and gradually merged into the word we now know as dolf. It can be used in any sense, such as a verb, noun or an adjective. Also, it can annoyingly be used in place of any word.

"Dolf your dolf"

"Dolf 'o' clock"

"Woah guys that was seriously dolfed"

"Your such a fucking dolf"

See dolf, annoying, irritating, yourself

2.

A by-product of the use of the yourself when used to describe someone being hypocrytical. For example, "you are being a loser" someone typically would reply "yourself". Over time as "yourself" was continually sped up and said faster and faster it eventually ending up sounding like dolf which people have begun to say.

Recently people have begun to say "dolf your solf" for the only apparent reason of rhyming the words. This does however add offence implying that the person is continually hypocrytical.

"dolf" has also been used to end unwanted conversations very promptly with the quick use of the single cyllable word. A very effective way to get someone annoying out of your face.

"dolf"

"you are dolfed pal"

"dolf ur dolf"

"get dolfed"

"double dolf" (massively hypocrytical)

See yourself, loser

3.

1)Stubby thumbed.

2)Carpet haired.

3)Pint of vodka in a sitting.

4)Who thinks spic means an Itallian.

5)Likes the F.U.P.A(look it up).

6)Fingers his burritos and or any food for that matter.

7)Mumbling, stumbling, fool.

8)Not a Man of his Word.

Dolf Does'Cats from HB,CA. Hes a sick pig.

See D.P.


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