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1) A polite way of saying cock slap. Often results in a mushroom tattoo if done properly. If not done probably often just ends up in an ..
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adj / "turtle-ified". For one's manhood to "invert" and swiftly withdraw into the body like the head of a "..
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Hot studly bisexual 19 year old that can't get laid.
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