Dolly Wood

What is Dolly Wood?


1.

The act of becoming aroused by the large chest of a woman at a distance, only to find close up, that she is in fact, ancient with a great plastic surgeon. (In reference to the famous chest of Dolly Parton, and her theme park of the same name.)

Jake was so fixated on the sheer size of her chest, that he was sporting some serious dolly wood before he saw her wrinkled face.

See urban cougar, cougar, wood, sea hag, Empyrean


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