What is Dolphin Grip?
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An awkward handjob/masturbatory grip where the thumb faces down and comes up against the pelvis. It allows guys to jerk off other guys without either being labeled gay. However, if a male masturbates using the dolphin grip, he is most certainly a homosexual. Furthermore, if a girl gives a guy a handjob with the dolphin grip, they are both gayer than a Clay Aiken concert.
"I mean, yeah, I jerked off that dude from Omega Tau at our house party last night, but I used the dolphin grip so it's totally cool. Right?"
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Verb:To stab someone in the butt with a penis. To do it in the butt.
Or the past tense-shashank-a-danked
Dude I'm going to shash..
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A type of nonviolent warfare conducted by assholes. It was started by rednecks. Also called 'asshole war.'
Dolph began a camp..
