Dolphin Punch

What is Dolphin Punch?


1.

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

See dolphin, dick, cock, wiener, facial


4

Random Words:

1. A friend or ally. Ayo, cut that shit out, that motherfucker's a home burger!..
1. The bees that get stuck underneath your back windshield that become white from constant exposure to the sun. "When you detail my c..
1. Someone who is worthy of losing your virginity to. He is totally poppable! 2. (when celebrating) drinks that can be popped up like ch..