What is Dolphin-eyes?
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when a woman/man has eyes so far apart, you'd think they need sonar to maneuver their way through a room.
dillon mcdermott and britney spears are rockin' the dolphin-eyes look. and by rockin', i mean making me want to puke by being so goddamn ugly because they're porpoise people.
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Using primate like long arms to attempt to wipe your enormous ass, but instead dunking the toilet paper in the water and wiping wet.
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