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A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember lar..
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When a girl won't have sex at all while on her period.
Jimmy: Did you get action last night?
Johnny: Nope, my boo's parked i..
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Steven May loves getting nailed in the ass and getting red draggoned.
After showering with May, coach said he was a big fudge packer..