What is Domestic Abuse?
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How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.
Considering all the domestic abuse in the south, Alabamans must have small wieners
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What happens when the wife doesn't get her ass in the kitchen to make the sandwich fast enough.
Women must be learning the trick because the rate of domestic abuse drops as quickly as the obesity rate rises
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Combination gymnasium/cafeteria/auditorium commonly found in primary/elementary schools.
Your local small elementary school's gymn..
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While leaning against a wall, sliding from a standing position down to the fetal position, while crying. Most often done in the shower...
