What is Domestic Abuse?
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How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.
Considering all the domestic abuse in the south, Alabamans must have small wieners
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What happens when the wife doesn't get her ass in the kitchen to make the sandwich fast enough.
Women must be learning the trick because the rate of domestic abuse drops as quickly as the obesity rate rises
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n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.
"I just monkey slapped the shi..
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The penis, specifically during the act of fellatio.
Sally liked playing the pink trombone behind the bleachers, after class.
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