Domestic Abuse

What is Domestic Abuse?


1.

How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.

Considering all the domestic abuse in the south, Alabamans must have small wieners

See wife, alabama, hos

2.

What happens when the wife doesn't get her ass in the kitchen to make the sandwich fast enough.

Women must be learning the trick because the rate of domestic abuse drops as quickly as the obesity rate rises

See bitch slap, manhandle, lovey-dovey


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