What is Domestic Abuse?
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How you get your significant other to shut the hell up when you can't please them sexually.
Considering all the domestic abuse in the south, Alabamans must have small wieners
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What happens when the wife doesn't get her ass in the kitchen to make the sandwich fast enough.
Women must be learning the trick because the rate of domestic abuse drops as quickly as the obesity rate rises
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Random Words:
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A website for talking about tv shows.
While watching the Rose in Titanic throw Jack into the freezing cold water killing him forever:
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Masturbating.
"Homework? No, just normalizing the vector."
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