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when you release a vaginal fart in a rubber glove, and afterwards suck it out.
My queef glove tasted like one of leslies queef nuggets
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The singular pleasure gained by refolding a map on its original creases.
Bob, the cartographer, was good at mapsturbation.
See maps, m..
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A pie so delicious, that it gives you an orgasm. Pecan pie is usually the pie in question, because pecans look like tiny vaginas. Very r..