What is Don Juan De La Douche?
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A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!
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faeceas that, in the toilet, resemble a chocolate moose cum rolo pudding.
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a lame excuse to hook up with a busted looking chick, usually used by desperate foos looking to get laid.
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