What is Don Juan De La Douche?
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A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!
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The area in which a man uses his jousting pole to destroy his female opponent.
I fought her love portal until the morning.
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1. A fight with one's partner that is so simple and stupid that it could only occur after sex.
2. A fight with one's partner ..