What is Don Juan De La Douche?
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A person, who in their own mind, beleives they are the center of attention. These people display one pathetic attempt after another to impress the opposite sex (In some cases, the same sex). In reality this person is a complete idiot, and are oblivious to the fact that they are displaying all qualities of a "DoucheBag". These people also have no age limitations when trying to hook up.
Haha, look at Brandon Willis over there trying to mack, a true Don Juan De La Douche!
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To have a crush on yourself. Thinking you are really cute/sexy/gorgeous. You would do you. ;]
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someone who is from canada
that yak molester is annoying the fuck out of me.
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to appear disinterested when one is interested.
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