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a large wartish infection on the End of a penis. You can ONLY get this from gay sex
Patient - OH MY GOD wtf is this on my penis??
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The portal from which built up longing for sexual contact spews.
Man, that Mikey sure has my lust valve gushing...
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A huge turd sticking half-way out of a toilet
"Hey Ricky, sorry about leaving that ocean canoli in your toilet."
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