Donald Trump

What is Donald Trump?


1.

Living proof that money can't buy good hair.

In fact, money CAN buy good hair. Why his money has not, well, that's anyone's guess.

2.

The biggest Egomaniac on the planet. Hosts the show, "The Apprentice" and is said to have hair like a bird's nest? (Why the hell would you care about his hair when he just tosses five dollar bills out on the street everyday for people to scurry and try and get for fun?)

And now for Donald Trump's Fantasies:

"Trumpzilla"

"President Trump"

& his favorite,

"Menage a Trump"

3.

Some rich bitch that has hot as fuck model girlfriends and is ugly as sin. That fucker could take that whack ass hair of his, cut that off, and then the hair its so popular, it could probably have its own lil gay ass reality show....the apprentice sucks

The Apprentice, Donald Trumps show, is worse than watching the fuckin OC

4.

A type of blowjob that invloves humiliation on the "giver"

donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".

See head, cream eggs, blow, job

5.

The nasty hairstyle of combing thin strands of one colored hair into another and pushing some to the side where the end product resembles a dead chipmunk.

Casey looks bedazzling! Her donald trump matches her fur coat!

6.

someone who actually would not be the man he is today without his hair

"I have a stylist I go to in Queens. His name is Antonio. I think he's a fruit. But the bottom line is that the hair speaks for itself. Here's his card, tell him I sent you, and ask for the onion loaf."

7.

Net worth $2.6 billion thats 2,600 millions of U.S$

he inherited about $300 million from his dad Fred Trump a real estate guy and built up that fortune

when you think of $ in the US Donald Trump comes to mind not bill gates

if you want to drive trump crazy just call him a millionaire he hates it

Who does he think he is buying a Rolls royce donald trump or something?

See fat, rich, ugly, hair, handsome, wasp, jew, blonde, black, billionaire, real estate


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