What is Doncaster?
1.
Or Donny
The greatest place on God's sweet earth. Famed for being in Yorkshire, a great football team, and birthplace of the fastest steam train ever, the Mallard. Doncaster has produced some of Britains greatest hero's including Douglas Bardar and Kevin Kegan.
"I say gov'nor what is that shining example of western civilisation over there"
"Oh that my good sir is Doncaster, brightest jewel in the crown of Great Britain"
2.
A mecca for Chavs. In the warm seasons July - September you will find Chav scum making the hefty pilgrimage from surrounding areas such as Hull to beg for cigarettes in the wold famous 'Frenchgate' centre.... Also the birth place of the Sovereign ring.
You car was stolen by a 'Donny' Doncaster Chav.
See
3.
the penis. unabbr. of 'dong'.
could also be in reference to dildo.
sexual request: "suck my doncaster",
display of manhood: "my doncaster is the size of Doncaster"
4.
City in South Yorkshire, has possibly the worst football team in the country.
Also known as Donny.
We are doing crap in the footy league lads, lets burn the stadium down for the insurance.
