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A large park with a huge lake, or a very large toilet, handy when you're feeling unwell on the way home from a pissed up night out ..
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The "best" job in the Air Force. You basically do a job that the Army does. Drive around the streets of Iraq and Afghanistan i..
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when a girl wearing jeans is dry humping your cock and the zipper feels like an alligator biting your dick.
I was only wearing boxers a..