What is Dong Dance?
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Intended for males only, or transvesties:
While naked, one shifts one's hips repeatedly side to side, until one's genitals catch up with the momentum, creating a loud slapping noise against the side of one's thighs
Gilbert was suddenly slapped when Caroline asked him to dance, and Gilbert showed her the Dong Dance to impress her
Random Words:
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The act of defecating in ones sock and proceeding to slap another individual across the face with the afformentioned. In most occurences..