Dong Holster

What is Dong Holster?

1.

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)

Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.

See cunt, whore
51

Random Words:

Frankston
1. A city south of Melbourne, at the end of the train line, hot spot for drugs and crime. Though going there you risk getting stabbed or at..
Read more
Look On The Bright Side Is Suicide
1. This is an ingenious quote by Kurt Cobainwhich means that suicide would be the bright side of a situation where you are isolated from th..
Read more
Dard
1. 1. Moron, freakin' idiot. 2. Piece of shit stuck to your ass crack. 1. F*cking dard, you don't wipe before shitting. 2. Du..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free