Dong Holster

What is Dong Holster?

1.

A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)

Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.

See cunt, whore
51

Random Words:

Beekeeper
1. An undefinable insult levelled at someone of whose opinion you hold no value. Originated in the US sitcom "8 Simple Rules", s..
Read more
W.e.b.
1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..
Read more
Your Face Is Ugly
1. An insult, generally given as a comeback after another stupid insult. "Your shirt is ugly." "Well, your FACE is ugly.&q..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free