What is Dong Holster?
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A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
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When you fuck a poopy asshole and decide to keep your dick poop-covered and put it in your pants for the day.
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a person or persons who's whole life revolves around procuring, hooking buddies up with, and drinking Kronik energy drink with othe..
