What is Dong Holster?
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A theoretical storage device that a man tries to keep his cock in while out in a public place, intoxicated, and surrounded by pieces of ass. The device is located in a man's mind and keeps him from cheating on his girlfriend and avoiding guilt. The device usually always fails.(special thanks to Bobby C)
Cal tried as hard as he could to keep his cock in it's dong holster but he gave up after he met the 19-year old nursing student who wanted him to fuck her fartbox.
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An empty water bottle filled with Vodka
Poor out the water of a water bottle and fill up with vodka to create yourself a Vawter Bottle
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The act of leisurely browsing and downloading files out of boredom rather than need.
I didn't mean to get that midget-on-elephant ..
