Dong Horror

What is Dong Horror?


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Dong Horror

When a person in a position of some responsibility at work leaves their workstation unattended, having ill-advisedly left their security card in the machine. Upon their return they find that their usual, sedate wallpaper has been replaced by a crudely-drawn example of a man’s willy.

Gwyn: What the hell is THIS on my desktop? This isn’t right!!

Matt and Dave: convulsed with laughter


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