Dongarent

What is Dongarent?


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(verb) To sneak into an Old Folk's Home and switch the oxygen/resperator tanks with the compressed fart-gas of thirteen Nebraska Ironworkers, then dressing like a clown and handing out fortune cookies with bible passages scrawled in red letters on the fortunes.

"No, I don't think that's wierd. My ex used to dongarent on thursdays at Willow Lakes, but he had to quit because of a Nebraska construction disaster ruined his fart-gas hook-up, and clowning around with bible-fortunes sort of lost its splendor I guess after that..."

See clown, nebraska, fart, old, people, bible, porn, cookie, fortune, poo


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