Dong-a-saurus Rex

What is Dong-a-saurus Rex?

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A man possessing a penis so large it causes internal bleeding, vaginaland anal lacerations, pelvic crushing, ruined sheets, shattered dreams of motherhood, and permently leaves a woman smiling funny.

Jenny: Do you know what blood-type Beth is?

Vicky: No, why?

Jenny: I heard Josh fed her the dong-a-saurus rex and now she needs a transfusion.

See dong, tally whacker, anal, vaginal, pussy
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