Dong-gone

What is Dong-gone?


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Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.

Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.

See sue


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