Dongle Edit Meaning

1.

The get head behind the shed at a party.

I got a dongle from that girl the other night.

See head, blowjob, dongled, blew, rimjob

2.

A piece of computer hardware that is provided with software. This hardware has to be attached to the computer (example: Printer port) to allow the software to work.

The CAD program SOLIDEDGE won't work unless the dongle is installed.

3.

The word to end all words.

"Dongle" is a funny word.

See dongular, dongled

4.

A large penis. In this sense it is meant to be the bigger version of a medium penis(a dangle), which is in turn bigger than a small penis(a dingle)

I was going to fuck that black chick last night, but she had too much roast beef from being nailed by many large dongles.

See large penis, black penis, dangle, dingle

5.

A term for a douchey, micro-managing boss.

"Dude, your boss just came into your office, changed the channel on your television, and ripped down the papers you had on the bulletin board. What a dongle!"

See douche, goopy, boss, tool, jk

6.

the thing that hangs from the ceiling in a tain that you hold to. Often on trains in the London Underground. Can also be used as a metaphor. Dongling someone is when you are constantly badgering them and trying to get their attention by pulling their arm.

"Stop dongling me"

"I held on to the dongle as the train started"

See train, trains, pester, badgering, dongling, underground, metro, ceiling

7.

Jesus Christ's real first name.

Thus, it is substituted into phrases of a heretical nature.

Dongle H Christ!

Dongle on a cracker!

See dongle, christ, jesus, name, panda