What is Dongslap?
1.
The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.
I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.
The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.
2.
what you do to your someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth
Poboom: shaddapa your maoth
Hakko*dongslap*
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3.
The impromptu act of forcefully releasing one's schlong from his pants and subsequently whipping it across the temple, ear, or forehead area of the target subject.
Come closer so I can dongslap you.
Rosie looked at me funny, so I dongslapped her 14 times in a back-and-forth motion.
4.
Slappage of the dong peice followed by an immediate jimmy tap to the genital area.
"Quite Count Dongulas or I'll dongslapp you"
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Commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. Also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered..
