Donkey Dick

What is Donkey Dick?


1.

a penis large enough that it could hurt someone, not only during the act of sexual intercourse, but also by slapping it across some dirty shylock's face.

"ouch, my shylock face was just thwacked by a wavering donkey dick!"

"my penis is the size of the eiffel tower...i shall name it, Sir Donkey Dick"

"donkey dicks waver in the summer breeze"

See donkey, dick, schlong, cock, donkey dick

2.

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

See Mic

3.

1. An abnormaly large penis.

2. Derogatory word - used as a adjective.

1. "Damn! That guy has a fuckin' donkey dick!!!"

2. "Man that show was donkey dick"

See Danno

4.

Army slang for a removable, bendable metal spout used to pour gas from USGI jerry cans

"Hey Sergeant, toss me that donkey dick, willya? I gotta tap this can so I can fill up the Humvee."

5.

snowboarders term refering to a small (usually about a foot long) horizontal part at the end of a sloped handrail

"imma have a hard time hitting this rail cuz im a noob and it has a donkey dick

See snowboarding, handrail, donkey cock, snowboard

6.

An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.

"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."

See microphone, phallus, music, donkey

7.

(noun) A 24 oz. can of beer. In the same line of slang as "deucer" (22. oz) and "tall boy" (16 oz.) terms for beer sizes.

"I'm headed to the corner store to pick up a donkey dick, want me to grab you a deucer?"

"Nah man, I quit drinking after I found out that 9/11 was an inside job and we're all slaves to rich Jewish bankers."

See donkey dick, beer, drunk, drinking, drink, deucer, 24 oz.


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