Donkey Kick

What is Donkey Kick?


1.

A close relative of the donkey punch; equally as degrating. This can be accomplished by:

1. Mount the female from behind. Her rear end must be up and face flat on the bed (bonus points for dirt/concrete).

2. Though sodomy is prefered, place your penis in either hole.

3. Place your foot on her head and begin intercourse. (bonus points for foot in the mouth)

"After bringing Jen home from the bar, I was able to get her naked and on her knees. From there I had to make a decision: donkey punch or donkey kick."

2.

Taking a full bong hit to the dome causing you to choke, hitting it so hard it feels like you got kicked by a donkey.

Whos ready to get kicked?....

Donkey kicked!!!

See bhc, bong, weed, smoke, choke

3.

A donkey kick is pretty much kicking like a donkey. You kick backwards at whatever you're kicking. You can also do this with both feet to get more power into it. A donkey kick is specifically made for kicking people's doors to scare them. You can consider it the next thing up from Nicky Nicky Nine Doors. Be sure to always use the donkey kick on the hard wood door, or on a screen if you're really mad at someone.

I hate that old McCullagh lady, let's go donkey kick her door.

See nicky nicky nine doors, donkey

4.

After a girl gets donkey punched, she can donkey kick the offender in the nads.

If a girl gets donkey punched she can then kick her leg back in order to hit the guy.

5.

When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.

Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!

See Dan

6.

The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".

"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."

See stoppie, wheelie, endo

7.

See donkey punch. Very similar, but more difficult. You must kick your partner in the head.


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