What is Donkey Kong?
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A term used to describe a black male who is boorish and ill mannered.
That black guy on the metro bus is one Donkey Kong!
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back.
Monica lay unconscious in a mixture of her own blood and the telltale splinters of an aged oak barrel after consenting to let her husband perform the Donkey Kong.
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A popular and classic video game produced in 1981. Often considered one of the greatest video games ever made due to its simple gameplay, revolutionary sounds and graphics and universal appeal. The original name of the game was called "Monkey Kong", but due to a faxing error from the U.S. to Japan before the game was to be completed, Donkey Kong was born.
Donkey Kong also starred a then unknown hero named Mario, who, four years later in 1985 would receive his very own adventure game for the Nintendo Entertainment System, thus launching an entire new revolution in video games.
It also passed down a generation when in 1994, Donkey Kong Country was released to the Super Nintendo, thus claiming its own legendary legacy in the gaming world.
Rightfully amazing. Never duplicated. Donkey Kong.
Mortal Kombat sucks compared to Donkey Kong.
Kid: Mortal Kombat, on Sega Genesis, is the best video game ever.
Billy Madison: I disagree, it's a very good game, but i think Donkey Kong is the best game ever.
Kid: Donkey Kong sucks.
Billy Madison: You know something? YOU SUCK!
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Donkey Kong is a party game where groups of individuals attempt to charge up a staircase while the "Donkey Kong" at the top tosses kegs at them in an attempt to slow their progress.
Cody: "Jeez Jim, what happened to your arm there?"
Jim: "I broke it last night when me and my friends got shitfaced and played a couple rounds of Donkey Kong."
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To beat down somebody using a downward thrust of the fists. 1.An EXTREME beat down 2. Also a dance replicates the thrusting movements.
Guy 1: He was talkin' shit so I'ma Donkey Kong that foo!
Guy 2: Oh snaps he's about to bring that donkey Kong homie!
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To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
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To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.
Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.
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