What is Donkey Touch?
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A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
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