Donkey Touch

What is Donkey Touch?


1.

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*

David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!

Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite

David: interesting, but your still shite at football!

Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

See donkey, touch, anal, fisting, douchebag


5

Random Words:

1. A perfect ID swipe by a Senior in high school. Obviously because the student has been swiping it for 4 years. My senior swipe was so sm..
1. 1. A random sequence of letters used in place of another word and a symbol used to make people look stupid. 2. Sam you are a dumbass 3..
1. FREE as long as you pay this absurd price along with it...