Donkey Touch

What is Donkey Touch?


1.

A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*

David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!

Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite

David: interesting, but your still shite at football!

Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

See donkey, touch, anal, fisting, douchebag


5

Random Words:

1. chiara feliciani, else known as chair, is the best example of italian furniture in human form. it tends to consume lots of italian thing..
1. a cool ass perzn name given only to hot and sexy perzn girls Zohreh is very smart..
1. Rolling Paper Pass a ziggie an' I'll twist a fat one. 2. when you kinda get somethn` uf your ass, than it starts to zig, za..