What is Donkey Touch?
1.
A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
See
Random Words:
1.
someone who shoves a dildo into the anal and vaginal area to the point of orgasm
pornstars are all dildo shovers even the straight ones..
1.
An old beat-down, raggedy, rusted, weird-noise-making, car that is on it's last miles.
Just a fucking ride dude!
Did you see that..
