What is Donkey Touch?
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A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!
Paul: *miscontrols ball*
David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!
Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite
David: interesting, but your still shite at football!
Craigy: *bursts out laughing*
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Random Words:
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the object/person is really cool/fit.
oh my days,you is the phitt shit!
See phitt, shit, fit, cool..
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Standard Definition:
1. Generally used as adjective to describe a startling surprising event.
2. May also be used as a substitute for ..
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a turtle with a unicorn horn.
there goes a turtlecorn
See turtle, unicorn, mystical, animal..
