Donkey Touch

What is Donkey Touch?


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A derogatory football term based largely in the area of banbridge and loughbrickland in northern ireland, when someones first touch of a football is very poor, you must immediately turn and shout at them, that they have a donkey touch!

Paul: *miscontrols ball*

David: fuck sake paul that was such a Donkey Touch!

Paul: I donkey touched your mum last nite

David: interesting, but your still shite at football!

Craigy: *bursts out laughing*

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