What is Donkson?
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The Donkson isn't so much a thing that Dan is as it is an abstract idea in which he embodies. An idea that consists of various little things, sort of all tied together: underage girls and trashiness (but in a classy way). Sort of a perfect melding of class and trash. It's a way of burning old people and beating the new. It's sort of a culmination of all that mean things you can do to people; but not just doing them mean, but doing them right.
Thus spoke the donkson.
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Abusing one's self sexually.
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a large, log-like piece of feces. axe handle however, unlike log, is reserved for only the largest defecatory specimens.
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