What is Donktard?
1.
A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..
My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!
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2.
Comination of
For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.
For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.
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