Donktard

What is Donktard?


1.

A very large and clumsy, not too bright dork who wears his coveralls so far up into his crotch that it looks like he's trying to strangle his man-mooseknuckle..

My God! Look at that man-mooseknuckle! That guy is such a donktard!

See mooseknuckle, moron, oaf, dork, clueless, tard

2.

Comination of donk and tard. Usually used in poker, it is primarily aimed to give added emphasis to the degree of how inept a player's skill set is. Likewise, it can also be expanded to the realm of daily life to critique whenever a person does something that, for lack of a better phrase, is utterly and completely stupid.

For Poker: Wow, four people push all-in preflop in a $75 tourney and he called with 2 3 offsuit? What a donktard.

For life: She drove off from the pump with the nozzle still in the car and the fuel cap on her hood? What a donktard.

See donk, tard, retard, donkey, dolt, idiot, dumb, stupid, moron, clown, bozo


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