Donny's Edit Meaning

1. Someone who will never ever, under any circumstances, get laid. If they attempt to hire a prostitute, they will get slapped by said pro..

1. Someone who constantly touts the superiority of his iPhone, specifically when no one asks. Q: "Why did you stop hanging out with T..

1. When the retirement savings in your 401(k) loses half its value due to the current economic crisis. I thought I had a 401(k) plan, but ..