Donovanistic Edit Meaning

1. A movie "vampire" with bad makeup poorly covering inexplicably orange skin (a la Twilight). Oh! Those yampires! They try to ..

1. Fast despite the name ground. "Fedex ground, fast despite the name ground." "Thank you Mr. Turkeyneck" See fedex, ..

1. The act of masturbating while making out. Commonly practiced when when one's partner is horrible at giving a handjobor blowjob. Not..