What is Don't Even?
1.
Short version of Don't even bother
1: Thanks
2: Don't even
2.
"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.
"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"
"..Don't even."
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3.
One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.
"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"
"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"
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4.
exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a
Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?
Don't even....!
Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.