Don't Even

What is Don't Even?


1.

Short version of Don't even bother

1: Thanks

2: Don't even

2.

"Don't even." is one of those sayings that you use when you're just -really- not in the mood, and basically it's telling someone that. No. Not really. It's actually more like: "Fuck off plz (:" But in a more.. polite way. It also can be short for: Don't even think about it.

"Haha. You remember that one time with Zach?"

"..Don't even."

See Anna

3.

One may use the term don't even when they are trying to withstand some type of temptation.

"Hey you want to come back to my place? I have a hot tub"

"Don't even, (insert name here), don't even"

See stop, no way

4.

exclamation, contraction of "don't even think about it", uttered during copulation with a frigid female that has just felt your cock brush her anus. A signal that you did not buy her enough alcohol prior to engaging in the sex act.

Oh yeah honey! How about some of this?

Don't even....!

Damn.... hey you want a break? I make a mean vodka-lemonade.


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