Don't Even Joke!

What is Don't Even Joke!?

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?

Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...

Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...

Person B: Don't even joke!!!

See omg, oh my god, really?, bloody hell

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