Don't Even Joke!

What is Don't Even Joke!?

A phrase used to end a conversation about a worst case senario, either past, present or future.

Person A: Where were you last night?

Person B: Dunno can't remember...Got wasted...

Person A: I heard you pulled that really ugly lass...

Person B: Don't even joke!!!

See omg, oh my god, really?, bloody hell

Zap

1. to shoot with a ray gun, laser, taser or other electronic device He was zapped midway through a long boring speech. 2. A game played..

Brand Punishment

1. Punishing someone, usually a teenager, by depriving them of brand name items and buying generic or store brand items instead. My Mom bo..

Go Scratch

1. screw yourself. Fuck off. Get out of my sight My landscaper told his employee to tell a pushy customer to go scratch! See fuck off, ..

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