What is Don't Mess With Texas?


1.

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"

"go back to Grade school!"

See texas, dubya, hank hill, constitution, jesusland

2.

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."

I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.

3.

The true meaning of this phrase: It's an ANTI-LITTERING ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN started by the Texas Department of Transportation! See www (dot) dontmesswithtexas (dot) org.

It's an anti-littering campaign that has helped remove trash from Texas roadways by reminding people to clean up after themselves, so don't mess with Texas or you'll get a huge fine!

See don't, mess, texas, littering

4.

George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!

Don't mess with texas you stupid sand nigger!


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