Don't Quit Your Day Job

What is Don't Quit Your Day Job?

1.

An insult; meant to inform someone that they are horrible at what ever they are trying to do, and should not make a career out of it.

Chick 1: My heart will go oooon and oooon!

Chick 2: Don't quit your day job.

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