What is Don't Tase Me Bro?
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Famous utterance of
a. Merely asking some legitimate questions to Senator and former Presidential Candidate
b. Engineering a scene for publicity
Whether you believe it was "a" or "b" will likely vary with your age, political persuasion, and belief in the necessity of genuine political discourse.
As Meyer fought the officers on the ground, they threatened to taser him. Meyer stated that if allowed up, he would leave. The officer replied that he does not have that option. Meyer yelled,"Don't tase me bro, don't tase me", but was drive stunned shortly after. -one account of the incident
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The hip thing to say after resisting arrest
Owww! Owwwwwwwwww! What did I do?! Stop it! Don't tase me bro! Don't tase me!
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Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)
"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>
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Andrew Meyer's catch-phrase.
In the event of police brutality, scream "Don't Tase Me Bro!"
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an expression meaning "Don't take offense!" derived from the popular youtube video of the don't tase me bro guy.
"You slept with my girlfriend?!?!"
"I'm sorry! Don't tase me bro!"
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What a rude, camera hogging hippie screams when the cops put a couple thousand volts through his sorry ass when he won't comply. One such hippie, Andrew Meyer, immortalized these very words when cops at the University of Florida zapped the SOB cause he refused to leave when told to. Rather than follow the rules for the discussion, Meyer used profane words, which he knew would result in the mic being cut off, so he could grab a few lines for his lame-ass online rants. He's more of a tabloid style journalist than a proper one, the type that has to create news instead of reporting it. Anyone who says he wasn't resisting the cops hasn't seen the video. Jumping up and down like a fucking jack rabbit(or in his case, jack ass) and trying to force your way back to the mic isn't what you would call cooperative behavior. End result: one slightly crispy hippie. Questioning authority is a good thing, but doing it just for it's own sake and the chance to get attention is a waste of air and taking up the time for legitimate anti-establishment people.
Cops: Sir you need to leave.
Me: fuck you im exercising my right to free speech so i can get attention and pussy from the hippie chicks.
(cop pulls out taser)
Me: Oh shit!!! Don't tase me bro!
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somthing a fag says before a security guard tases the shit out of him
"Don't tase me bro..oh owhoowowowhowowh o."
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