What is Don't Tase Me Bro!?
1.
an invitation to be tased
"Get the fuck off me, man! I didn't do anything! ... Don't tase me bro!"
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2.
A phrase spouted by punk-ass
stupid n00b: don't tase me bro!
(taze)
stupid n00b: (screamed in a girly voice) arrghhhhhh!
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3.
An expression said when one person figuratively puts down another person. An expression said in a moment of frustration or exasperation. An expression said when one person gets over on another person. A plea for help or sympathy.
Playa 1: I saw you lady at the club last night. She was really putting on a show.
Playa 2: You know we are havin' problems, don't tase me bro!
DMV Clerk: I am sorry but you need to stand in line F.
Suspended license driver: I stood in the wrong line for an hour? Don't tase me bro!
Dude 1: My car broke down, I need a ride to work. Can you help a brother out?
Dude 2: Sorry man, can't do it, not today.
Dude 1: Please, I'm beggin' ya, don't tase me bro!
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