Don't Tase Me, Bro Edit Meaning

1.

1. An utterance emitted by University of Floridastudent Andrew Meyer on the evening of September 17, 2007 in efforts to ward off the vicious bite of a police taserafter he was detained for getting uppity at a forum with U.S. Senator John Kerry.

2. A phrase used (with ironic reference to the above incident) to express feigned dissatisfaction with another's recent or impending actions or speech.

"The Meyer incident is in no way an issue of freedom of expression."

"Are you kidding? Don't tase me, bro!"

See tase, taser, bro, uf, meyer, florida, tazed, kerry, john kerry, gainesville, tazer

2.

From the iconic video of the student question-asker being TASERed, the phrase has come to be synonomous to "lay off, man." It is a minor exclamation of unreasonableness.

"I'm pissed that you missed that goal today."

"Don't tase me, bro."

See taser, tase, bro, brutality

3.

A phrase used to gently chastise someone for attacking you verbally.

Dude 1: I told you I didn't like pepperoni on my pizza, dickhead.

Dude 2: Damn, don't tase me, bro. I forgot.

See tase, taser, bro, bros, john kerry

4.

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

See cops, free speech, tazer, weapon, brutality

5.

Don't tase me, bro! From a john kerry q&a when one student started asking questions and going a tad rampant with them in which the cops tased him.

striketh me not with yon lightning box brethren. Striketh me not with yon lightning box!! I madeth no offence!!! Alack! Alaaack!!!!(Don't tase me, bro in medieval times)

See dtmb, don't, tase, me

6.

Phrase used by young white Americans to laugh about how their human rights are regularly stomped on and ignored, as they piss it all away in a drunken stupor, because for now they're safe from the shit that everyone else in the world has to go through.... for now....

"Hey man, did you see that guy say 'don't tase me, bro'?? Man, that was almost as funny as when they killed Martin Luther King, killed those people in Waco and killed those college kids in Ohio! Let's drink some beer, eat some red meat and laugh at everyone who isn't fat, white, rich or American!"

See american, 1984, fascism, ignorance, stupid

7.

What, all the Lick-Wilmerding kids scream when haji comes around with his taser lookin for money

Haji- "WHERES MA MONEY!?"

Jon Hong -"Iono don't tase me, bro"

Haji- "Well in that case..."

Jon "AHHHHHHH OWWWWWW"

See tase, bro, taser, don't, me