What is Don't Tease Me?
1.
pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.
Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."
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