What is Don't Touch That, It's Franks?


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melissa(the one with herpes) will never offer you a pillow to sleep on at night, a blanket when you're freezing, a coughdrop when you're coughing your lungs out, a can of coke, a paper cup of sink water, a plate to eat, a napkin to wipe your face, her toilet, lipgloss, a rubberband, shoes if you're barefoot and there's broken glass eveywhere, and she won't let you even sit on the couch or turn on the tv. why? because everything belongs to frank.

me: melissa, can i use your house phone?

melissa: wtf no. frank pays for that, tanya.

me: well, can you atleast give me a quarter so i can use a payphone?

melissa: a quarter? have you gone insane? how is frank going to pay his bus fare for work tomorrow?

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