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the act of keeping your hand stationed in a still circular pose around your cock while he thrusts his hips forward, providing the same h..
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A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember..
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See: Zombie Vibrator
"Brrrtzzzzt! Hello? Hello? Are you there? Pick up!"..