Dontuuchmeee

What is Dontuuchmeee?


1.

Telling another individual not to touch you, for no apparent reason. This exclamation is usually said in an extremely fast fashion.

Chris: How was your weekend, Michael?

Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!

Chris: Huh?

Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!

Chris: You motherclucker what the HECK are you talking about?

Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE!

Chris: Alright, I'm leaving.

Michael: NO DONTUUCHMEEE!

Chris: Alright bye.

Michael: DONTUUCHMEEE... YES!!!

See touch, motherclucker, yes, cheese, love


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