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A slang term describing a woman's chest, commonly perky ones.
Her Love Muffins look moist.
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Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
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when someone uses queefs on their bagel instead of cream cheese or jam.
I had a delicious queef bagel this morning.
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