Doo Carpet

What is Doo Carpet?

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

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Zelda-ster

1. One who owns at the game of Zelda, and is a zelda fanatic. Yeah my friend is a toltal Zelda-ster, he owned gannon's face. See zel..

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