Doo Carpet

What is Doo Carpet?

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

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Quiext

1. The act of texting answers or asking questions during a test, or a quiz. quiz+text=quiext Dan: Yo, nick what's number 3.? Nick: I..

Maple Sauce

1. The disgusting salty "treat" drink that comes from a Canuck's shlong as he ejaculates into a woman's orifices. &quo..

Lolmfaomged

1. Laugh out loud my fucking ass off my god effing dammit. tyler: EMP hari: LOLMFAOMGED See lol, lmfao, omg, haha, funny..

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