Doo Carpet

What is Doo Carpet?

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

See hot carl, cleveland steamer, fupa, flpa, fanny pack

Status Rape

1. On Facebook, when one person's status becomes an entire conversation, often bitching about a certain assignment. Person A sets sta..

German Beer

1. when you are balls deep in a girl you piss in her and then grab a cup and catch the piss in it and then drink it last night was the gre..

Cuntvenient

1. When a female uses being a female as an excuse to do or not do something. It was cuntvenient that she couldn't come to work becaus..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Doo Carpet Edit Meaning