Doo Carpet

What is Doo Carpet?

n. male or female pubic hair area after a messy bout of anal sex (aka peanut butter-jelly time)

Damn girl, that was tight, but I think you need to start wiping more thoroughly; you just gave me a doo carpet.

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Heath Bar

1. When a guy shoves his fingers up his cornhole, so that he has a large amount of dookey or shit smeared on his hand. He then masturbates..

Jinxfuck

1. Jinxing yourself on getting fucked. Killing your chances of "gettin' it". Cockblocking yourself. Quit trying to grow you..

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